I mean, matcha-crusted stuffed-crust pizza is pretty stupid, right?

by TeacatWrites

29 Comments

  1. Donkeybrother

    Pairs great with a pepperoni tea . No sugar .

  2. I’d reserve judgement.

    Astringent goes with savoury very well. I could see a version of this working.

    That said, this is from pizza hut, how good can it get?

    Then again, this is from pizza hut, how much of a downgrade could it be?

  3. OGPurrito

    “Once it’s gone, it’s gone”

    ![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)

  4. NateShaw92

    Matcha everywhere. These food crazes are wild to me. They hit, suddenly they are everywhere, then they just fade into the background and remain at a sensible level. Matcha pizza is just hipster-esque twonkery. I would bet that at least half of the people that bought that uploaded it to tiktok or equivilent.

  5. Bitter matcha with salty cheese. How could anyone possibly think that this could work together?

  6. AdmiralClover

    Gonna need people to chill. Matcha is just powdered green tea

  7. Pink_PowerRanger6

    If it was pesto, I would tear this up. But this is just nasty, matcha has become the new PSL, in terms of market over saturation.

  8. ByrnToast8800

    I feel like this would just taste earthy or something, unless it’s sweetened then it’s a sin.

  9. Direct-Resolution377

    Would at least not fall asleep within an hour of eating pizza for once 

  10. Aggravated-Owl4811

    I love matcha lattes and I have since I first tried one several years ago, before that my go to was just other types of tea (I don’t like coffee). I hate that they keep making it into trendy foods like this gross shit and creating a shortage for people who just genuinely enjoyed *drinking* it *normally* – it’s getting so expensive 🥲

  11. Shiveringdev

    When you want your already gross pizza to taste like earthy wilderness

  12. EnvironmentEntire201

    I’d try it.  I’m curious if savory matcha works.  Sweet matcha is whatever, but nowhere near as vile as people pretend it is.

  13. Tight-Vacation-5783

    People try to make edible stuff out of matcha all the time where I live and it’s always nasty. There was even a guy that got kicked out of masterchef Brazil while trying it and failing miserably.